tarotgal: (Chrismukkah)
Title: Day 10
Author: tarotgal
Fandom: The Hobbit (AU)
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin, various others
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not my characters. Not my universe. No money made.
Summary: Bilbo's got himself a dwarf cold.
Notes: Written for my 2016-2017 holiday giftfic project for [livejournal.com profile] seashadows

Day 10 )
tarotgal: (Dwarf Axe)
This 'verse is SUCH a guilty pleasure for me... though, can you have a guilty pleasure without the guilt?

Title: Isolation II
Author: tarotgal
Fandom: Middle Earth (pre-Hobbit); tg's polyamorous dwarves 'verse
Rating: NC-17
Pairing Overall: Oin/Frár/Eagen/Nord/Toron/Gloin/Sima
Disclaimer: No money made, no offense intended, no relation to any companies
Summary: After the events in Isolation, it's only a matter of time before Gloin and Sima come down with the cold as well.
Author Notes: Thank you to Masking for allowing me to use (steal) the name for Gloin's wife and for providing lots of support for this piece in general!

Isolation II )
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude



93. Remedy
(Middle Earth, Oin/Nord)

Oin’s fingers wrapped around the mug as he carried it over to the fur rug. Nord sniffled as he looked up. Then he buried himself under the blankets Oin had laid out.

“Think I won’t find you?” Oin blew across the surface of the maroon-tinted brown herbal tea. “You’re to take my remedy and that’s that.”

“Will it taste as bad as the last one?”

Oin lifted the mug to his lips and took a sip. “Yes,” he replied, pulling a face. “But it’ll make you sneeze less.”

Beneath the blankets, Nord considered this carefully. “Then I choose the-the sn-ehhh-TIHGSHHHHH!
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude


87. Induce
(Middle Earth, Gloin/Oin/Eagen/Frár/Nord/Toron/Sima)

hah-HIPTSHUhhhhhhh!

Oin’s ears perked up at once. He knew his husbands’ sneezes well, but this one was different somehow. When no other sneezes came, Oin tried to keep his mind on the cleaning task. Sometimes a sneeze was just a sneeze, after all.

hahhhhhhh-haaahhhhhhhhhh-IHKTSchhhhhhhh!

And sometimes a sneeze meant a cold. But Toron? Never! Oin crossed the room. “Tor? How do you feel?”

Toron grinned and showed a feather he’d plucked from his feather duster. “Tired of cleaning. Bored and horny. And wanting of your attention.”

Oin moved in close, hands on his husband’s hips. “You have got it now.”
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude


82. Tears
(The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin)

That night, the day came rushing back, overwhelming Bilbo. Orcs. The creature Gollum. Trolls. Wargs. The fire. His body shook with strong, unrestrainable sobs.

He tried to cry quietly, but Thorin heard anyway and pulled him close.

“Dirt in my face,” Bilbo lied. “hah-ahchoo!” The faked sneeze gave him an excuse to rub a sleeve at his tear-streaked cheeks.

“The world can be scary for those who are small.” Thorin rubbed a heavy hand against Bilbo’s back. “Which makes acts of bravery the more meaningful. I won’t forget what you did today.”

He held tight as the hobbit’s tears faded.
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude


75. Disproportionate
(The Hobbit, Bilbo & dwarves)

Dwarf colds, Bilbo learned, spread fast. It began with Ori’s sniffle last night; a day later, the entire company was sick. Feeling stuffed-up, Bilbo lay on his back, unable to sleep for coughs and sneezes filling the camp.

huhh-IHPTshhooo!

h’Nnnggtsh!

ahhh-ahhhHRRRSCHHHHHH!

ehh-EH-PIHDJJJSchhuhhh!

Cough-cough-cough-HERSHOO!

His sleeve under his nose, for lack of a handkerchief, Bilbo felt his nose tickle. “Ih!” His eyes closed, and he braced himself. “ihhhhTSchooo! IhhhhKShhhoo! IhhhhShuhhh! IhhhSchhuhhhh! IhhhShooo! Ih-ih-IHHSHUHH! IhhhhShehhhh! IhhhShooo! Ih-IHSCHuhhhhh!

There was silence, then one dwarf laughed and clapped. The rest joined in as the smallest of their party snuffled from the biggest fit yet.
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude


69. Attack
(The Hobbit, Balin & Bilbo)

Balin gathered an extra blanket and took it to his guest’s room. Years since the quest, he’d been excited when Bilbo came to visit. “Have you settled-oh.” He found Bilbo, handkerchief pressed to nose, suffering from an attack of sneezes.

Ihhhpddschhhhh! Ihhhptchhh! Ihhtchh! Ihhhchh! Hihshhhh!

“Goodness, lad, whatever’s the matter?”

Bilbo pointed at Quartz, Dwalin’s large, fluffy forest cat which was spread across the guest bed, looking at him with innocent green eyes.

“Allergic, are you?”

“Appar-ap-apparent-ihhh-ihhChhhhh! IhChihhh!

Balin took Bilbo by the arm to lead him out into fresh air.
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude



66. Stifle
(The Hobbit, Nori & Dori)

The moon had not yet reached its apex. Nori thought he would last until then on watch, but only just. One hand tightened around his knife. The other reached up and pinched his nose. “h’nkk! h'njjk! h'nngk!

He surveyed at the company, still asleep around the campfire below the ledge where he sat. All but one. Someone was missing.

h’ngkk!

“Bless.”

Jaw clenched, hand on his knife, Nori turned to see his older brother.

“Go. I’ll take my turn early.”

“I can last. I-I-h’nnnt!

“Aye?” Dori sat down beside him, lending his warmth. “Then you can do so with company.”
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude



53. Asleep
(The Hobbit, Bilbo/Bofur)

Bilbo’s own cough woke him. His head had felt fuzzy since being in the water. So it wasn’t surprising that he woke during the night in Bard’s house with a tickle in his throat and one to match in his nose.

With no handkerchief, Bilbo buried his nose in the crook of his arm. “ih-Chhhhh!

Arms drew him into a warm chest. “If y’have ta sneeze, make it quiet so y’don’t wake everyone.” Bofur’s throat vibrated as he spoke, tickling Bilbo’s nose more.

ihchfff! Ih-ih-ihhhchfff!

Despite the wet sneezes, Bofur held him there until they both fell back to sleep.
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude


24. Headache
(Middle Earth, Gloin/Oin/Eagen/Frár/Nord/Toron/unnamed dwarf wife)

Though Nord’s story was wonderful, Eagen’s mind and gaze wandered. They landed on Gloin, who rubbed his hand across his forehead. Headache. Perhaps he had merely had a trying day with Gimli. But the baby was fast asleep in Toron’s arms now. So perhaps the headache meant more.

Eagen elbowed Oin and tilted his head toward their weariest husband. “Headache?” he whispered.

eh-RRffftch!” Gloin buried a sneeze in the crook of his arm.

“Cold.” Groaning, Oin rose and went to Gloin. With a kiss to the temple, Oin removed him to the sickroom before the others caught what he had.
tarotgal: (Dwarf Axe)
I've been working on this one for a while. The image of two dwarf husbands in front of the fire couldn't escape my mind.

Title: Isolation
Author: tarotgal
Fandom: Middle Earth (pre-Hobbit); tg’s polyamorous dwarves ‘verse
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Oin/Frár/Eagen/Nord/Toron/Gloin/unnamed dwarf wife
Disclaimer: No money made, no offense intended, no relation to any companies.
Summary: When his husband falls ill, it’s up to Oin to look after him.
Author Notes: This is an expanded version of a scene mentioned in “Gimli, Son of Several” that goes into further detail regarding the dwarfs’ sickroom.


Isolation )
tarotgal: (Legolas/Gimli)
Okay, so, I don't know how this one will be read by people, but I wrote it in a day just to see if it fit into world, and just couldn't stop it once I started. For a change, I wrote it just for me! heehee But it was inspired by some theories Masking and I were playing with over the weekend. Oh, and there is very little sneezing, but there are a couple tiny nods to it in there.

Title: Gimli, Son of Several
Author: tarotgal
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Rating: PG-13?
Pairings: Legolas/Gimli, other
Disclaimer: No money made, no offense intended, no relation to any companies.
Summary: Gimli tells Legolas about his childhood.
Author Notes: Masking and I were throwing around theories about dwarves’ sexuality, and how they might be bisexual given the scarcity of dwarf women (and their physical appearance so closely resembling dwarf men). And I put out the theory that maybe because there are so few dwarf women, large family units came about with multiple men and one woman and they’re all one big happy dwarf family where the men take comfort in each other as well. And then suddenly I was writing this fic. So, yeah. I give you: polyamorous dwarves.


Gimli, Son of Several )
tarotgal: (Hobbit-Fili & Kili at your service)
I've read through this several times, but have a terrible feeling I made at least one mistake with the names. Please forgive me if that's the case!

Title: Alone in a Crowd
Author: tarotgal
Fandom: The Hobbit
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a fanwork. I received no money personally for its creation nor am I affiliated with the books/movies in any way.
Summary: In the middle of the night, as the company sleeps, Ori is awake and not feeling so well.
Word count: 1,847
Author Notes: Written for Masking as a thank you for donating on my fundraising page for the Walk to End HIV. The requirement was a 1,000 word fic.


Alone in a Crowd )

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