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String Cheese Joke
Apr. 5th, 2003 02:28 amLatest joke on package of string cheese:
What does a goose take for allergies?
An anti-hiss-tamine!
OK... Maybe I'm slow, but I don't get it. I've never heard a goose hiss. Do they hiss? I've heard them honk quite a lot, but never hiss. Now snakes... snakes hiss. My cat has hissed before as well. But a goose? Why pick something so random? Even if they do hiss, that's not really the sound I associate with a goose. Should I? Why didn't they pick something like a snake which really does hiss a lot? *shrugs cluelessly*
Perhaps it is time for bed :-)
What does a goose take for allergies?
An anti-hiss-tamine!
OK... Maybe I'm slow, but I don't get it. I've never heard a goose hiss. Do they hiss? I've heard them honk quite a lot, but never hiss. Now snakes... snakes hiss. My cat has hissed before as well. But a goose? Why pick something so random? Even if they do hiss, that's not really the sound I associate with a goose. Should I? Why didn't they pick something like a snake which really does hiss a lot? *shrugs cluelessly*
Perhaps it is time for bed :-)
