Jul. 19th, 2006

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My work account at new job has been getting interesting spam. It arrives from different e-mail addresses and is different every time... but quite familiar ;-)

One e-mail:
Of course they soon came down after him, hooting and hallooing, and
hunting among the trees. But they dont like the sun: it makes their
legs wobble and their heads giddy. They could not find Bilbo with the


Another:
his axe and came forward.
Who are you and what do you want? he asked gruffly, standing in
front of them and towering tall above Gandalf.


And another:
are hastening to our kinsmen in the Mountain, since we learn that the
kingdom of old is renewed. But who are you that sit in the plain as foes
before defended walls? This, of. course, in the polite and rather


This is another:
South and was carted past the falls to their town; but in the great days
of old, when Dale in the North was rich and prosperous, they had been
wealthy and powerful, and there had been fleets of boats on the waters,


Yet another:
the Forest River swept all the company of casks and tubs away to the
north bank, in which it had eaten out a wide bay. This had a shingly
shore under hanging banks and was walled at the eastern end by a little


Doesn't make any sense at all and I almost wish they'd made sense together or at least been complete thoughts... but, hey, I don't mind seeing this kind of spam in my mailbox every day. LOL

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