LMAO- Alternative names
May. 25th, 2004 03:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tarotgalRan into this on Bookcrossing (which I've just found has an LJ community- YAY!!!! ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
bookcrossing). My new name is Tootie Giggletush. Yeah. I'm amused.
Boyfriend is Loopy Rhinofanny. Hmmm, both with butts in our names... heehee. Yeah. Amused. Very.
"A new (and very funny) way to discover your alternative name.
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d = gadget, e = crusty, f = greasy, g = fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l = boobie, m = pinky, n = zippy, o = goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s = snotty, t = tootie, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah, x = skipper, y = dinky, z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f = barf, g = lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver, m = banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q = toad, r = gizzard, s = pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v = pickle, w = chuckle, x = tofu, y = gorilla, z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g = pants, h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n = chunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x =humperdinck, y = brains, z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of four times a day."
http://www.abc.net.au/adelaide/stories/s1113005.htm
On another note, I started packing today. Got to be done by Friday. It's very depressing. I sort of just want to go around taking pics of my apartment all messy as it is because I'm going to miss it so much *sob* Maxwell (otherwise known as Skipper Giggletush), on the other hand, is having fun jumping in and out of boxes. Plus I found a mousie of his hiding in a bag earlier today, so he was THRILLED before he threw it around the room and lost it again. LOL Easy come, easy go. Ohhh! That would make a horribly good pr0n story title *G*
Decision: I'm going to keep track of the number of mousies I find while packing/moving. I know I have opened up at least 4 packages of mousies. Which amounts to *does math in head* at least 25. And I know where only two are. I'm CERTAIN he is stockpiling them under my bed behind my boxes. But I bet there are some other places as well. So far, found mousie count is: 1
bookcrossing). My new name is Tootie Giggletush. Yeah. I'm amused. Boyfriend is Loopy Rhinofanny. Hmmm, both with butts in our names... heehee. Yeah. Amused. Very.
"A new (and very funny) way to discover your alternative name.
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d = gadget, e = crusty, f = greasy, g = fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l = boobie, m = pinky, n = zippy, o = goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s = snotty, t = tootie, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah, x = skipper, y = dinky, z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f = barf, g = lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver, m = banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q = toad, r = gizzard, s = pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v = pickle, w = chuckle, x = tofu, y = gorilla, z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g = pants, h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n = chunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x =humperdinck, y = brains, z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of four times a day."
http://www.abc.net.au/adelaide/stories/s1113005.htm
On another note, I started packing today. Got to be done by Friday. It's very depressing. I sort of just want to go around taking pics of my apartment all messy as it is because I'm going to miss it so much *sob* Maxwell (otherwise known as Skipper Giggletush), on the other hand, is having fun jumping in and out of boxes. Plus I found a mousie of his hiding in a bag earlier today, so he was THRILLED before he threw it around the room and lost it again. LOL Easy come, easy go. Ohhh! That would make a horribly good pr0n story title *G*
Decision: I'm going to keep track of the number of mousies I find while packing/moving. I know I have opened up at least 4 packages of mousies. Which amounts to *does math in head* at least 25. And I know where only two are. I'm CERTAIN he is stockpiling them under my bed behind my boxes. But I bet there are some other places as well. So far, found mousie count is: 1
