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tarotgalI just watched 'The Road to El Dorado' (the Disney movie). I dunno why. It was on and I was tired of the Olympics. Debatably painful animation. BAD songs (What the hell were Elton John and Tim Rice thinking?!). But I laughed a hundred times at the dialogue and I honestly don't think there's a slashier movie out there!
Dear GODS but those boys were fucking off camera for sure! LMAO! I mean... honestly, there's NO way to avoid thinking that. They do everything but actually kiss and make love. Even witht he chica there for half the movie, the dialogue still hints at it all the time. It was hilariously yummy. I've got to tape this next time it's on again.
Not to mention the fact that the boys get drenched several times during the movie, especially the beginning (before chica gets in the picture). Sneezefic ideas just kept popping into my mind the whole time WAY too easily. There they are huddling together under the leaf of some big tree during a thunderstorm- seriously, I couldn't help getting naughty thoughts. And then they STRIPPED DOWN TO THEIR UNDERWEAR and ran around nearly naked together. Um. Yeah. Can we say slash?
They make it far too easy.
And all I wanted to do was watch an innocent little Disney movie. LOL. Okay, so I love Kenneth Branagh's voice as well *drool* But, seriously, I defy anyone not to think they're "partners". Hell, they practically exchange "I love you's" right before they're about to die together. They're totally a thing. It's not just me. It's not. It's bloody obvious. And amusing. And adorable. I loved the humor, though. I really did. The two lads had the best dialogue. Very adorable and amusing. And did I meantion running around together in their underwear? LOL
Dear GODS but those boys were fucking off camera for sure! LMAO! I mean... honestly, there's NO way to avoid thinking that. They do everything but actually kiss and make love. Even witht he chica there for half the movie, the dialogue still hints at it all the time. It was hilariously yummy. I've got to tape this next time it's on again.
Not to mention the fact that the boys get drenched several times during the movie, especially the beginning (before chica gets in the picture). Sneezefic ideas just kept popping into my mind the whole time WAY too easily. There they are huddling together under the leaf of some big tree during a thunderstorm- seriously, I couldn't help getting naughty thoughts. And then they STRIPPED DOWN TO THEIR UNDERWEAR and ran around nearly naked together. Um. Yeah. Can we say slash?
They make it far too easy.
And all I wanted to do was watch an innocent little Disney movie. LOL. Okay, so I love Kenneth Branagh's voice as well *drool* But, seriously, I defy anyone not to think they're "partners". Hell, they practically exchange "I love you's" right before they're about to die together. They're totally a thing. It's not just me. It's not. It's bloody obvious. And amusing. And adorable. I loved the humor, though. I really did. The two lads had the best dialogue. Very adorable and amusing. And did I meantion running around together in their underwear? LOL
