Fortune Cookies

[tarotgal]

We ordered Chinese tonight. Much numminess.
Here are the fortune cookies we got:

My father's: Happiness always accompanies with you.

Mine: Speak only well or people and you need never whisper.

Dog's: Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical.


How is it that the dog's fortune is the only one that makes sense? LOL
BTW- I think mine was supposed to be 'speak only well OF people and you need never whisper'. Still, I think it's hilarious as-is :-)

Comments

[symphonyflute.livejournal.com]

Nothing you can get will ever beat the one my friend got. We were at a chinease restaurant, and he was sitting next to my other friend. This friend, Adam, is the most annoying human being on the planet. I love him like a brother, but still. He's difficult to be near. An example: He has what he calls the hug of death. He'll grab you and squeeze for like five minutes. Me and my friend had to explain to him that the death hug, while it has good intentions, is very painful to boobs. He changed it to the buritto, and the hug comes from the side now.

But anyway, my normal friend gets his fortune, and it says "Look no further, happiness is right beside you." Of course, he's right next to Adam. Adam procedded to chase him around off and on for three hours yelling "Come to happiness!"

But yours are funny. Did your dog enjoy his cookie?

[lilyfrost.livejournal.com]

Speak only well of people and you need never whisper IN BED! Bwauahahahahah!

The cookie gives you permission to be noisy in bed.