Quizes!

[tarotgal]

I'm trying to wake up, can you tell?

I Am The 3rd Party: The Green Party of The United States: There are actually two American Green Parties; you and your more socialist cousin. Ralph Nader chose you. Your original intent was to defend the enviroment but you soon started using it as an excuse to attack social groups that you have personal dislikes towards. You tend to ignore scientific evidence if it disagrees with your agenda. Find out what 3rd party you are!

Well, that's no surprise! Why'd I even bother to take this one? I voted for Nader in the last election, went to Green party benefits, went to hear him speak twice... yeah... uh, why'd I need a quiz to tell me this? lol A silly quiz, nonetheless.... which doesn't seem to understand the role of watchdogs... GROWL! I never ignore scientific evidence! *glares at quiz angrily and buckles my safety belt*

I Am The Sex Toy: Knowledge: So I might not be the first sex toy on everyones mind, but lets be honest about where sexual power really comes from. Find out what sex toy you are.

Well shoo... I was hoping for something really exciting like a double-headed vibrating dildo LOL But no, I get a book! lol But yeah... that is kind of me more than something exciting... I learn, I use, I enjoy... heh heh

The B-Movie That Suits Me Is: Flesh Gordon: In the 70's 'big budget' porns were all the rage. These hybrids combined b-movie sets and scripts with humpalicious action, while not hardcore like modern stuff. The ultimate was Flesh Gordon, now regarded as a comedy. Find out which b-movie suits you.

ROTFLMAO OK, so I know FLASH Gordon... LOL I'm going to have to rent this some day! lol Just my luck to get a sci fi porn flick as the b-movie which suits me best. Just because I don't like icky pointless violence doesn't mean I like bad porn, either! LMAO This is tooooooo funny.