List: Plot Bunnies

[tarotgal]

I'm attempting to write a list a day for two weeks straight. If I skip a day, I'll have to start over. So here we go.

Day 1 List: Plot Bunnies
Here are some plot bunnies from a notebook I keep just for plot bunnies. I cross off ones I finish as I finish them (at least, I try to). Some I might have posted before. If any of these strikes you, you're welcome to steal 'em (unless they're Stokes; those are mine)!

• Remus & Sirius take care of Harry
• Twins & Oliver in locker room
• Remus is bad at potions but wants to brew pepper-up
• Remus looking at the moon ("want to know a secret, Sirius? I'm not really strong")
• Kurt uses his tail to masturbate
• Remus & Sirius buy a leash
• MWPP run at night, Sirius is hurt when Remus gets loose
• WWII train trip from NY
• George admits to Fred that he's gay (Fred is not/is curious/ pretends he's gay to fool Oliver)
• Dee wants to find Ryo; Ryo is sick & explaining to Rose
• Legolas & Gimli are so badly off that Aragorn has to swoop in and help
• Excusing self/pushing past to sneeze head off
• Omi stumbles upon Aya/Yohji in shower; Ken comforts
• Guy w/ cold watching cold med commercial
• Qui has offworld affairs (w/ Obi) & ends up w/ Obi as a padawan
• Logan/Kurt in Church-seductions & confessions
• Probs with Sirius being bisexual
• "Look at the state of me"
• Waking Sirius up by using feather & wingardium leviosa
• Aragorn sleeping between his brothers, trying to have a conversation with Legolas
• Spike is seriously ill. Very bad. A world of bad. Xander makes schoolboy remarks. Spike likes it.
• Spike/Xander- Xander turns on light - is sitting in room Spike escaped into to sneeze
• Spike/Xander where Xander thinks at end that being sick is a good look for Spike
• Spike/Xamder title/theme: I hate myself for loving you
• Sex toys: bizarre buttplugs, cockring & leath, remote control vibrators
• Sirius sick & Remus does all he can but Sirius doesn't feel better (or doesn't admit it)
• Obi/Qui get together, Obi expects Qui to top = bad sex but the eventually sort out probs
• Title: Half Past Dead
• Spike/Farfie crossover (eyepatch=Xander, Irish=Angel, insane/Crazy=Dru, healing=Buffy)
• Spike/Xander chip goes off every time they try to have sex
• SW title: Extra Credit
• Gimli sees Legolas's ears twitch (restrained sn) takes hanky & takes charge
• PotC songfic to "The Captain" by Kasey Chambers
• SW- Padawans are like dogs, large paws (grew into, leave prints)
• Using a vibrator for sex & sneezing
• Remus knows he's getting sick & stocks up; others don't believe him but are proven wrong
• SW- 5 planets, 1 cold (or a tale of 2 planets)
• A ponyboy allergic to hay
• HP Marauders era from perspective of painting in hospital wing
• PotC- Jack sick in bed all day, stuff happens around him
• Character keeps coughing/sneezing during sex, partner gives up waiting for it to stop and just has sex
• A journey over Gimli's body (scars, tats, flashbacks, stories for each)
• Remus/Sirius share apartment (one likes other, other knows, but they agree to share anyway)
• "There's something you ought to know about Starsky & me. We're not like most partners."
• Continuation of L fic "confused" for weekly hatching #96
• Before ear 5 'padfoot' Sirius gets nicknamed "Snuffles'
• Frog->wizard (Mark's idea re: needing a kiss)
• SW H/C obi-fever, ginger suppository
• HH-encounters on a bumboat
• S trying to convince Remus to go out with him
• Tissue box shared by roomies, is in main room and each keeps going in to use it
• Remus gets sick easily, avoids sick Sirius. Sirius gets mad. Ends with them kissing anyway
• Marauders share EVERYTHING
• Strokes beginnings series: Turbo- Nik & Turbo sex, current DJ sucks & Turbo wants the job. Sweetie doesn't want to hire him at first because he was Nik's fling
• "Misery is not attractive" says Casanova
• A book is so horrible that someone tries to return it at a store
• SW- Ani saw Qui/Obi in Ep I on ship, Obi dates only women not, Ani thinks he's waiting for his apprentice to come of age
• SW-Obi rushes into quarters, back against closed door, free to have a sneezing fit
• NCIS- Gibbs is a "bottom line" kind of guy
• Spike tells Xander about old time glass eyes popping out during sex
• Remus lives w/ Peter, Sirius lives w/ James. R&S are sick and not being taken care of. they owl each other & get together & decide to move in w/ each other
• Gimli doesn't like riding horses because of the motion/bumping; wanking is frowned upon for dwarves
• Spike "allergic" to garlic
• Sneeze "bless you" Sneeze "Okay, now you're just doing it for attention."
• Tough guy in black leather & chains standing at a bus stop wearing a santa hat
• Photos of other hockey team in a urinal
• Olly reads Three Billy Goats Gruff to ML in library; attracts a crowd
• Julia & Ace face the summer floods of 2011