At a recent con, someone saw my multi-fandom fangirl badge label and asked me what I fangirl. I find it impossible to answer that question; there are just too many fandoms! Instead, I find it easier to answer the question a friend asked me after a Harry Potter meetup a few months ago: what aren’t you into? Sorry if some (or all) of these are your favorite.

Top Ten Fandoms I Don’t Fangirl

Game of Thrones- I made it through season 1, but it just didn’t grab me
The Walking Dead- I’m not into zombies. Or walkers. Or whatever they’re called. Just not my thing.
Professional sports other than hockey- nothing’s as good as hockey
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic- They’re not the MLP from my childhood; just haven’t seen this yet
Horror movies- I’m just not into them
Bevis & Butt-head- I just don’t understand the appeal. The art and the humor are too rough for me
Ren & Stimpy- Same thing. Just never liked ‘em. The fact that I didn’t have cable TV/the channel they were on didn’t help
Spongebob Squarepants- I just don’t get the appeal.
Pokemon- I know, I know, but I was just too old when it became a thing
Breaking Bad- the show is just too dirty for me; I kept itching to jump in with some Lysol. And then the bathtub scene happened…