tarotgal: (Fozzie- OMG!)
Oh no. I think I might have done something bad.

Upon coming home to find a package outside my house with the correct address but addressed to a woman named Wanda, I drove to the post office.

Me: This package arrived at my house and it is addressed to someone who isn't me and doesn't live in my house.
Clerk: You live at this address?
Me: Yes. I've lived there 4 years now.
Clerk: So you probably would have noticed by now if another woman was also living in your house, hiding in the closet and so forth?
Me: Definitely!
Clerk: Probably someone put the wrong forwarding address into the system. We'll look into this!
Me: Thanks!

Then, on my way out, I realized OMG that was probably a package intended for the Faceless Old Women Who Secretly Lives in My Home! Oh, she is going to be so pissed off that I took her package to the post office before she could sneak out and grab it! But now I know her name! That gives me some leverage, right? I know you're here, Wanda!

#WelcometoNightVale
tarotgal: (My Weakness)
1.Allergic 2.Desperation 3.Cat 4.Summer 5.Itch 6.Light 7.Hands 8.Fever 9.Finally Alone 10.Worried 11.Broody 12.Loud 13.Grass 14.Genetics 15.Control 16.Dinner for Three 17.Doctor 18.Dust 19.Feather 20.Anticipation 21.Bed 22.Drugs 23.First Time 24.Headache 25.Handkerchief 26.Dog 27.Garden 28.Hoarse 29.Kink 30.Scent 31.Hold Back 32.Double 33.Harsh 34.Smoke 35.Making Dinner 36.Impatience 37.Incense 38.Horses 39.Pillow 40.Suffer 41.Nervous 42.Stare 43.Contagious 44.Relief 45.Temperature 46.Terrible 47.Wool 48.Tissues 49.Tease 50.Quarrel 51.Lonely 52.Snuggle 53.Asleep 54.Waiting 55.Frost 56.Rest 57.Flu 58.Phone Call 59.Apologize 60.Sore 61.Accent 62.Fur 63.Haze 64.Spices 65.Under the Weather 66.Stifle 67.Frustrated 68.Caught in the Act 69.Attack 70.Listless 71.Pressure 72.Muffled 73.Annoy 74.Humiliated 75.Disproportionate 76.Bath 77.Spring 78.Message 79.Headcold 80.Clinic 81.Confess 82.Tears 83.Dream 84.Polite 85.Sniff 86.Shower 87.Induce 88.Jealousy 89.Pills 90.Interrupt 91.Chill 92.Office 93.Remedy 94.Weird 95.Soft 96.Purr 97.Honey 98.Defeat 99.Smother 100.Gratitude



56. Rest
(Night Vale, Cecil/Carlos)

Welcome back. During the break, I got a call from… guess!

If you guessed the man who claims that mountains are real you would be wrong. It was Carlos. He heard my many sneezes into the microphone earlier and felt sorry for me. Isn’t he the nicest?

Apparently, science knows about sneezing and it is not, as previously reported, a sign of doom. Carlos says it’s likely I have a cold.

If it hadn’t been Carlos telling me, I might not have believed it.

More on this matter later, as I proceed to sneeze during the rest of the broadcast.

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Contents of this journal include: sneeze fetish references and lots of hurt/comfort, short fics and/or WIPS, everything from gen and het to slash and femslash, everything from G to NC-17, random ramblings about my life and fandom obsessions.

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