Wrong Package
Dec. 31st, 2016 12:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tarotgalOh no. I think I might have done something bad.
Upon coming home to find a package outside my house with the correct address but addressed to a woman named Wanda, I drove to the post office.
Me: This package arrived at my house and it is addressed to someone who isn't me and doesn't live in my house.
Clerk: You live at this address?
Me: Yes. I've lived there 4 years now.
Clerk: So you probably would have noticed by now if another woman was also living in your house, hiding in the closet and so forth?
Me: Definitely!
Clerk: Probably someone put the wrong forwarding address into the system. We'll look into this!
Me: Thanks!
Then, on my way out, I realized OMG that was probably a package intended for the Faceless Old Women Who Secretly Lives in My Home! Oh, she is going to be so pissed off that I took her package to the post office before she could sneak out and grab it! But now I know her name! That gives me some leverage, right? I know you're here, Wanda!
#WelcometoNightVale
Upon coming home to find a package outside my house with the correct address but addressed to a woman named Wanda, I drove to the post office.
Me: This package arrived at my house and it is addressed to someone who isn't me and doesn't live in my house.
Clerk: You live at this address?
Me: Yes. I've lived there 4 years now.
Clerk: So you probably would have noticed by now if another woman was also living in your house, hiding in the closet and so forth?
Me: Definitely!
Clerk: Probably someone put the wrong forwarding address into the system. We'll look into this!
Me: Thanks!
Then, on my way out, I realized OMG that was probably a package intended for the Faceless Old Women Who Secretly Lives in My Home! Oh, she is going to be so pissed off that I took her package to the post office before she could sneak out and grab it! But now I know her name! That gives me some leverage, right? I know you're here, Wanda!
#WelcometoNightVale
