Problems a Sneeze Fetishist Has
Apr. 28th, 2017 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tarotgalProblem #157: Upon coming across boxed sets of television shows at a used book sale, you must figure out what search terms to use to Google what season of the show had that episode you can't remember the title of where that character had a massive sneezing fit.
Problem #158: You discover that the season that had that episode is not one of the ones being sold.
Problem #245: While doing your grocery shopping, the regular music piped through the store is interrupted by a commercial that discusses allergies, and there are sniffles and a magnificent sneeze as part of the commercial. And it's lovely, don't get me wrong, but you're also in public and just trying to shop and now maybe you're unexpectedly turned on.
Problem #687: Do you wrap the adorable children's book with sneezy raccoons in it as a present for your fellow sneeze fetish friend or just give it to her awkwardly in addition to her "normal" birthday presents?
Okay, so this was my afternoon :-)
Problem #158: You discover that the season that had that episode is not one of the ones being sold.
Problem #245: While doing your grocery shopping, the regular music piped through the store is interrupted by a commercial that discusses allergies, and there are sniffles and a magnificent sneeze as part of the commercial. And it's lovely, don't get me wrong, but you're also in public and just trying to shop and now maybe you're unexpectedly turned on.
Problem #687: Do you wrap the adorable children's book with sneezy raccoons in it as a present for your fellow sneeze fetish friend or just give it to her awkwardly in addition to her "normal" birthday presents?
Okay, so this was my afternoon :-)
