Superhero weakness
Jan. 26th, 2018 03:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tarotgalIf I were a superhero (I mean, I'm not exactly saying I'm not...) my weakness would be a vacuum cleaner. First, I can never spell it right, so it taunts me in its very existance. Second, I am not good at vacuuming. I use the wrong adaptors or whatever they're called (extentions? thingies?) and I bend over to see the floor and come out of it with a backache every time. And today I managed to DROP THE VACUUM ON MY HEAD. Yes, that's right. On the TOP of my head. It was at the top of a short flight of stairs and I was at the bottom and I pulled and down it came, right on my head. Hard. OWWW.
I think my cats are smart to run from it. Not because it will do them harm, but because it it dangerous in their mommy's hands. Also, my vacuum tore their BB-8 toy apart a few minutes ago. Also pulled a tie right off a seat cushion like it was on an indistrial setting or something. I think BB-8 is repairable, just not right now. Now I have to resume the torture that is vacuuming. Well, after I give this cold pack a little more time on my head. That was a really hard blow.
I think my cats are smart to run from it. Not because it will do them harm, but because it it dangerous in their mommy's hands. Also, my vacuum tore their BB-8 toy apart a few minutes ago. Also pulled a tie right off a seat cushion like it was on an indistrial setting or something. I think BB-8 is repairable, just not right now. Now I have to resume the torture that is vacuuming. Well, after I give this cold pack a little more time on my head. That was a really hard blow.
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Date: 2018-01-27 01:30 pm (UTC)