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There were a bunch of hockey jokes posted on the Capitals forum (which my mother reads religiously, LOL)

I couldn't resist re-posting this one:

Two guys are sitting in a bar in Vancouver. They get talking and findout they are both from Sweden. They keep talking and one says "Whereare you from in Sweden?"
"I'm from Ornskoldsvik."
"Me too!"
They keep talking and one guy says to the other, "Where are you from in Ornskoldsvik?"
" I'm from a place you probaly havn't heard of called Gidea."
"Me too!"
"I can't beleive I'm sitting in a bar in Vancouver with a guy from thesame part of town as me in Sweden! What school did you go to?"
The other replies, "I went to Gidea Central high school."
"Me too, I can't beleive this, What year did you graduate?"
"Umm, 1998."
"Holy baking soda, I graduated in 1998 too!"

Just then a guy walks in to the bar and says to the bartender. "How's it going?"
The bartender replies "It's going to be a long night."
The guy replies, "Why's that?" the bartender says
"The damn Sedin twins are drunk again."

ROTFLMAO! I saw it coming and STILL laughed out loud :-)

EDIT: and in case you don't know the Sedin twins... here they are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6tBr6PMkBY

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