Alphabet meme

Okay, so the brilliant shadowscast wrote an even more amazing alphabet in Gorey-style, set in the Buffyverse.
It's totally a meme now, only my attempt isn't anything as good as hers.

Meme: Select a fandom. For each letter of the alphabet, list a character who dies and how he/she dies in the rhyming style of Edward Gorey.

I made two attempts, one serious and one that's supposed to be funny.

( Serious Attempt: Highlander )

Another problem with using Highlander for this is that all the immortals basically die the same way: they're beheaded. And when I mentioned to my mother what I was writing, we joked about that and I just couldn't resist writing a funny version based on that...

( Funny Attempt: Highlander )

Hotmail!

A message to everone on my flist who uses hotmail:

For some reason, hotmail won't allow my regular e-mail messages through. I don't know if there's somewhere to complain about that or not, but it's a pain in the arse.
If you add my kate@kintailscape.com address to your safe contacts list, my e-mails from that address can get through to you.

And if this applies to you let me know so I know what address to use when contacting you from now on. ARGH! What a mess!!!!!!!!