Fortune Cookie

[tarotgal]

I wish I'd saved the fortune I got a few weeks ago. It was so badly worded that it was funny.

But tonight's is quite amusing as well: Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you


Remember when fortune cookies actually had FORTUNES in them? :-)

Comments

[smokeycat-430.livejournal.com]

That's pretty...good, I guess. LOL. I have one up on my cork board that says "A man's greatest possession is an understanding wife." These kinda remind me of the Simpsons episode where they show the people who make the fortunes working at small little typewriters which makes Homer want to write better sayings. Or the one where the "You'll find happiness with a new love" barrel is empty so they open the "Stick with your wife" barrel. Good stuff.

[tarotgal]

I wish very much I could remember the one I got before this. It was very bad gramatically, as though they were trying to sounds as Chinese as possible. Like 'You will find happines with new gift' or something. But it was much more extreme than that. Gah, I wish I could find it.

But, yes, LOL! I remember those Simpson's episodes. Especially the different barrels which were so important to the storyline. LOL

But an understanding wife? LMAO! How horribly typically male is that? And it works so well when you add 'in bed' at the end, too. LOL That's definitely a good one to have saved :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Hey TG

thank you for re-uploading the Queer as Folk files to your site. but,sadly neither of them will work for me, it says that the file is invalid.

so I was wondering which episodes you got it from...maybe I could rent it on DVD if its out (i have actually never seen a single episode yet)

thankx- fae

[tarotgal]

Damnit. That's geocities fault. GRRR! I shall re-upload the files tonight for you. It should say on the videos page which episode each is from, though. I remember putting the episode numbers there. Seasons 1-3 are all out on DVD (though I've not seen 2 & 3 in blockbuster)

[(Anonymous)]

update- QaF1 works now but #2 still doesnt. (3 also works)

[tarotgal]

whoop. Okay. I'll re-upload #2, then.
I've had that happen with vids 3 or 4 times before. So very, very sorry!
If it still doesn't work on geocities(or you don't want to try again), you can find it here: http://tgsrealm.beastlet.com/QAFS2.zip

[(Anonymous)]

awww, thank you so much for doing that! - Fae

[(Anonymous)]

awww, thank you so much for doing that! - Fae (it works now)

[tarotgal]

No problem! I'm sorry it was such a pain for you. But I don't mind and especially because you asked so nicely. I'm very glad you can get to them now *snuggles my cute sniffly boys*

[tarotgal]

ROTFLMAO! That's hilarious!!!