ROTFLMAO

[tarotgal]

Watched the last hour-ish of 'Lord of the G-String' tonight. Was waiting for something to be on TV and it's sometimes amusing to watch attempts at porn on HBO at night, though usually I can't watch more than 10 minutes without rolling my eyes and turning it off. But this movie... Oh my gods! I don't think I've laughed so hard in all my life. It was like a dirty-minded third grader wrote the script! And the acting was so embarrassingly painful. Okay, so I like watching boys getting in on with each other... but there's got to be characterization and some emotional understanding and a reason for the sex. And this was just... "Oh, hi!" "I'm an elf." Great. Let's have sex." "Okay." Seriously had a public access feel to it. Filmed in the director's backyard. Soooooo freaking hilarious. I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Dildo Saggins and Araporn... And all it was was women sucking each other's breasts (not a man in sight when it came to the sex scenes... and they turned Rivendell into a Lesbian orgy land- LMAO!). They would sometimes briefly go down to the naval area, but then right back up again to the breasts. I like breast-sucking as much as the next heterosexual woman, but this was a painful amount! I'd be SORE after half an hour of this. No actual sex at all, and hardly any actual touching. Just breasts And BAD editing job, and horrible camera work, and music that made you fall RIGHT to sleep, and a script SERIOUSLY written by a child with boyish 3rd grade humor. Oh my gods. Too funny and embarrassing for words! But they did a brilliant job with funny names... Sourass the baddie... Smirnof... Spam... Horny... But the computer graphics and backyard sex... ohmygods I fell on the ground laughing at parts, I swear. I've no problem with pornos but I seriously feel SO sorry for these people!!!

Yeah. Definitely the most amusing part of my day. Going to go curl up and die laughing now.