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tarotgalCome up with the 12 characters before answering the questions. Do not look at the questions until you've already drawn up a character list.
1. Harry Potter
2. Spike
3. Legolas
4. Gimli
5. Xander
6. Duncan MacLeod
7. Nick Knight
8. Brian Kinney
9. Will Turner
10. James Fraser
11. Remus Lupin
12. Sirius Black
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
That's Duncan/Remus. I haven't read it yet. I have a weak spot for well-written Remus cross-overs so HELL yes I'd love to read that!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh, um, hot in a dwarf way I suppose. I tend to think of Gimli as either tough, strong, and manly or terribly sunggly rather than hot. But I could see using that word to describe him at times, sure.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirius/Brian. Whoa. The thought of Brian being pregnant at all, let alone by a sexy leather-jacket-wearing wizard ex-convict... what would happen? Probably a lot of yelling and swearing and Remus and Justin going out for a cuppa together to discuss their amusement while things got sorted out. THough it would probably be up to Remus and Justin to do the sorting, in the end.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Oh. Uhm. Hmm. I don't read a lot of fics in this fandom. *checks Favorite Fanfics folder* Okay, here's a couple I seem to have saved.
Yo Ho Ho by The Mad Fangirl. It's terribly naughty but a nice blend of delicious imagry and humor. It's Jack/Will but, um, there are some lovely inanimate objects involved as well, which I would list but that would spoil the fun.
Dancing With The Devil By RagnarokSkurai. Very nice Will/Jack h/c. I usually dislike this POV but I think it works here because it doesn't rely on it. I love the slowness and steadiness of their relationship developing from friendship to trust to love. And the characterization is great.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Spike/Duncan? LMAO! Depends in what time period it was set. They've got a lot in common, oddly. They're both immortal (though Duncan's got a good 300 years on Spike I think) and both have passed through darkness into light and fought in a never-ending fight against evil. They're both attracted to very strange but powerful women. They both know what it's like to have to kill to stay alive. They both know and are friends with watchers. And, yet, I think they'd make a terrible couple at times. It would REALLY have to depend on where in time it takes place. Current day, perhaps, but Duncan would kill him on sight probably any other time.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Xander/Will Turner or Xander/James Fraser Hmm. That's a toughie. Neither jumps right out at me, honestly. But, at the same time, I can see both all right. Hmmm. I'd probably be inclined to say Xander/Will just because I wouldn't want Jamie any more scarred emotionally. Not that Xander wouldn't be a sweetie to him... it's just sex with a (possibly eye-patch-wearing) Xander from the late 20th century would be hard for him to handle. Well... then again, there's that time-travelling thing built into canon which would make Xander/Jamie SO much easier for me to get a grip on than Xander/Will. So... yeah, actually, I'll go with Xander/Jamie.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Nick Knight walked in on Spike/Sirius? Well... again, that would have to depend on the timeline. If it's evil!Spike he'd probably pry them apart and try to kill Spike. It's a good-vampire kind of thing. If it's good!Spike... he'd probably be sweet and apologize then back out very slowly. He'd wait until they were done, then steal Spike for a talk to ask questions about the soul-having and all.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Legolas/Jamie? Oh ghods. Um, okay. Claire and Gimli are conspicuously absent. Legolas (post-RotK) and Jamie (post-Voyager) walk into a bar and happen to meet. They end up on a cliffside staring longingly out to sea together and kill the pain with some sweet touching and maybe some beautiful sex (depending on how absent Claire and Gimli are).
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry Potter/Brian Kinney? Um... no. Fluffy!Brian just doesn't work in my book with anyone apart from Justin. Or Mikey. Or Linds. Or Gus. But even then it's not really fluff, just lack of being a jerk and being all touchy-feely. So... yeah, no. No such thing.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Oohhh! That's Nick/Sirius. Damn that I suck at titles! Can't I just write the summary for this one instead? LOL Maybe something like 'Holding Back the Night' or 'Freeing the Damned' or something. I picture lots of angst and flying.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Gimli/virgin!Harry? Oh gods. Um, I suppose I'd have to use cross-overs, magic, quite a lot of lube, an understanding/friendly conversation, and perhaps some "the world is ending, better get laid" mojo.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
As far as I know, no one reads Forever Knight fics at all, let alone slash fics with Nick. But if anyone does, yay for you! Anything to rec? *snuggles the angsty vampire*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm not sure. I'm sure loads of people read Legolas slash and Legolas gen. But het? Who with? I suppose someone might, but not regularly, I'm sure. Probably less likely with my flist than Forever Knight slash, though :-)
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Oh yes. Remus is a doll. Lots of people write and/or draw fics/pics with him.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Spander with some Gimli goodness added in? I could see someone writing that :-) I doubt anyone WILL... *pouts*
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
What an embarrassing, personal question! How about "Och!" ;-) *giggle*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh... um... since I did a Brian fanvid to it and I love my h/c, I'd have to go with U2's 'Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your Own'
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Duncan/Sirius. Probably "Inappropriate, not-quite-incestuous threesome involving magic, an immortal, and the teaching of important life lessons. "
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Spike doesn't need pick-up lines, are you crazy? Even Jamie'd have a hard time resisting him! LOL Plus, you know, speaking with an English accent wouldn't exactly get him on Jamie's good side. So maybe just buying Jamie an ale and licking his lips. *shrug*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Two or three days. It was Waiting Here By Alexandria.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oh urhm... maybe working Methos over so well that the ROG actually tells something truthful about his past for a change?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I don't like Remus drunk, but it might take a drink or two for Will. But, yeah, they're both somewhat mild-mannered, nice guys. I could see Remus shagging Will, but probably not the other way around.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Legolas/Nick. Hmm. I'd have to go with Nick because, hey, vampire. But it'd be a close call and I'm hoping my answer isn't biased because of Legolas' more delicate looks. I just like bottom!Legolas. And, hell, Legolas' bottom's nice too...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Will are in a happy relationship, until Will suddenly runs off with Gimli. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Remus, and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius, then follows the wise advice of Xander and finds true love with Legolas.
'Complications of Love'. I think practically everyone would read it for a laugh. Sad thing is, I don't mind the middle part of that too much... (NOTICE: TG's spent WAY too much time on pervy HP fic communities!!!!) Which means, actually, that I should probably be the one to write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd probably feel confused and annoyed. Because I like Brian/Justin. And because I don't think there's ANY way in hell (especially since both series have now ended) that Brian would be fucking an angsty vampire cop in canon.
And just because you suggest it, Hermione, now I feel like I have to write Ron/Frodo/Luke! LOL!
1. Harry Potter
2. Spike
3. Legolas
4. Gimli
5. Xander
6. Duncan MacLeod
7. Nick Knight
8. Brian Kinney
9. Will Turner
10. James Fraser
11. Remus Lupin
12. Sirius Black
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
That's Duncan/Remus. I haven't read it yet. I have a weak spot for well-written Remus cross-overs so HELL yes I'd love to read that!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh, um, hot in a dwarf way I suppose. I tend to think of Gimli as either tough, strong, and manly or terribly sunggly rather than hot. But I could see using that word to describe him at times, sure.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirius/Brian. Whoa. The thought of Brian being pregnant at all, let alone by a sexy leather-jacket-wearing wizard ex-convict... what would happen? Probably a lot of yelling and swearing and Remus and Justin going out for a cuppa together to discuss their amusement while things got sorted out. THough it would probably be up to Remus and Justin to do the sorting, in the end.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Oh. Uhm. Hmm. I don't read a lot of fics in this fandom. *checks Favorite Fanfics folder* Okay, here's a couple I seem to have saved.
Yo Ho Ho by The Mad Fangirl. It's terribly naughty but a nice blend of delicious imagry and humor. It's Jack/Will but, um, there are some lovely inanimate objects involved as well, which I would list but that would spoil the fun.
Dancing With The Devil By RagnarokSkurai. Very nice Will/Jack h/c. I usually dislike this POV but I think it works here because it doesn't rely on it. I love the slowness and steadiness of their relationship developing from friendship to trust to love. And the characterization is great.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Spike/Duncan? LMAO! Depends in what time period it was set. They've got a lot in common, oddly. They're both immortal (though Duncan's got a good 300 years on Spike I think) and both have passed through darkness into light and fought in a never-ending fight against evil. They're both attracted to very strange but powerful women. They both know what it's like to have to kill to stay alive. They both know and are friends with watchers. And, yet, I think they'd make a terrible couple at times. It would REALLY have to depend on where in time it takes place. Current day, perhaps, but Duncan would kill him on sight probably any other time.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Xander/Will Turner or Xander/James Fraser Hmm. That's a toughie. Neither jumps right out at me, honestly. But, at the same time, I can see both all right. Hmmm. I'd probably be inclined to say Xander/Will just because I wouldn't want Jamie any more scarred emotionally. Not that Xander wouldn't be a sweetie to him... it's just sex with a (possibly eye-patch-wearing) Xander from the late 20th century would be hard for him to handle. Well... then again, there's that time-travelling thing built into canon which would make Xander/Jamie SO much easier for me to get a grip on than Xander/Will. So... yeah, actually, I'll go with Xander/Jamie.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Nick Knight walked in on Spike/Sirius? Well... again, that would have to depend on the timeline. If it's evil!Spike he'd probably pry them apart and try to kill Spike. It's a good-vampire kind of thing. If it's good!Spike... he'd probably be sweet and apologize then back out very slowly. He'd wait until they were done, then steal Spike for a talk to ask questions about the soul-having and all.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Legolas/Jamie? Oh ghods. Um, okay. Claire and Gimli are conspicuously absent. Legolas (post-RotK) and Jamie (post-Voyager) walk into a bar and happen to meet. They end up on a cliffside staring longingly out to sea together and kill the pain with some sweet touching and maybe some beautiful sex (depending on how absent Claire and Gimli are).
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry Potter/Brian Kinney? Um... no. Fluffy!Brian just doesn't work in my book with anyone apart from Justin. Or Mikey. Or Linds. Or Gus. But even then it's not really fluff, just lack of being a jerk and being all touchy-feely. So... yeah, no. No such thing.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Oohhh! That's Nick/Sirius. Damn that I suck at titles! Can't I just write the summary for this one instead? LOL Maybe something like 'Holding Back the Night' or 'Freeing the Damned' or something. I picture lots of angst and flying.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Gimli/virgin!Harry? Oh gods. Um, I suppose I'd have to use cross-overs, magic, quite a lot of lube, an understanding/friendly conversation, and perhaps some "the world is ending, better get laid" mojo.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
As far as I know, no one reads Forever Knight fics at all, let alone slash fics with Nick. But if anyone does, yay for you! Anything to rec? *snuggles the angsty vampire*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm not sure. I'm sure loads of people read Legolas slash and Legolas gen. But het? Who with? I suppose someone might, but not regularly, I'm sure. Probably less likely with my flist than Forever Knight slash, though :-)
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Oh yes. Remus is a doll. Lots of people write and/or draw fics/pics with him.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Spander with some Gimli goodness added in? I could see someone writing that :-) I doubt anyone WILL... *pouts*
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
What an embarrassing, personal question! How about "Och!" ;-) *giggle*
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh... um... since I did a Brian fanvid to it and I love my h/c, I'd have to go with U2's 'Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your Own'
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Duncan/Sirius. Probably "Inappropriate, not-quite-incestuous threesome involving magic, an immortal, and the teaching of important life lessons. "
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Spike doesn't need pick-up lines, are you crazy? Even Jamie'd have a hard time resisting him! LOL Plus, you know, speaking with an English accent wouldn't exactly get him on Jamie's good side. So maybe just buying Jamie an ale and licking his lips. *shrug*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Two or three days. It was Waiting Here By Alexandria.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oh urhm... maybe working Methos over so well that the ROG actually tells something truthful about his past for a change?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I don't like Remus drunk, but it might take a drink or two for Will. But, yeah, they're both somewhat mild-mannered, nice guys. I could see Remus shagging Will, but probably not the other way around.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Legolas/Nick. Hmm. I'd have to go with Nick because, hey, vampire. But it'd be a close call and I'm hoping my answer isn't biased because of Legolas' more delicate looks. I just like bottom!Legolas. And, hell, Legolas' bottom's nice too...
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Will are in a happy relationship, until Will suddenly runs off with Gimli. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Remus, and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius, then follows the wise advice of Xander and finds true love with Legolas.
'Complications of Love'. I think practically everyone would read it for a laugh. Sad thing is, I don't mind the middle part of that too much... (NOTICE: TG's spent WAY too much time on pervy HP fic communities!!!!) Which means, actually, that I should probably be the one to write it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd probably feel confused and annoyed. Because I like Brian/Justin. And because I don't think there's ANY way in hell (especially since both series have now ended) that Brian would be fucking an angsty vampire cop in canon.
And just because you suggest it, Hermione, now I feel like I have to write Ron/Frodo/Luke! LOL!
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Date: 2005-08-28 05:35 am (UTC)What an embarrassing, personal question! How about "Och!" ;-) *giggle*
*gigglefits* He probably does, too. "Och, Sassenach!"
Hee hee. Hee.