Song stuck!
Feb. 20th, 2006 12:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tarotgalI woke up to the movie Trick this morning on TV. Which is nice because I had set it to tape but I got to start off my day with it anyway.
However, I've had the song "How Do You Like My Penis" stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG so far *facepalm* It's really not a good song for a woman to be singing to herself, you know? For a while I had "Enter You" from the movie stuck in my head, which is much better. But when I realized I was singing that out loud during work I stopped and suddenly the penis song was back. *sigh*
Tomorrow morning I'm going to head waaaay across town to Circuit City to buy RENT. They have it cheapest around here($14.99) and also have free calendars with purchase while supplies last so I'm going to go before work. Hopefully I'll have enough time left before work to hit the mall and drop off a BookCrossing book and visit a store.
If not, I might be able to fit it in on Wednesday morning before work when I go to that part of town *again* to drop my car off for repairs. OMG expensive and I'm screwed. *sigh*
However, I've had the song "How Do You Like My Penis" stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG so far *facepalm* It's really not a good song for a woman to be singing to herself, you know? For a while I had "Enter You" from the movie stuck in my head, which is much better. But when I realized I was singing that out loud during work I stopped and suddenly the penis song was back. *sigh*
Tomorrow morning I'm going to head waaaay across town to Circuit City to buy RENT. They have it cheapest around here($14.99) and also have free calendars with purchase while supplies last so I'm going to go before work. Hopefully I'll have enough time left before work to hit the mall and drop off a BookCrossing book and visit a store.
If not, I might be able to fit it in on Wednesday morning before work when I go to that part of town *again* to drop my car off for repairs. OMG expensive and I'm screwed. *sigh*
Lyrics *facepalm*
Date: 2006-02-20 11:17 pm (UTC)I told my friend, the writer
How happy I would be
If he'd write an opening number
Especially for me.
But when he had it finished
It came as quite a shock.
He handed me a song titled:
How do you like my...
I said, "You can't do that in public."
I said, "Even I wouldn't dare."
So he made a few small changes
Now I can sing it anywhere!
(tempo picks up)
Còmo te gusta mi pinga
En tus pantalònes
Còmo te gusta mi pinga
Y mis cajònes
It's the same old thing
In the same old hole
But when you say it in Espanol
It sounds divine.
Còmo te gusta mi pinga
Es muy caliente
Còmo te gusta mi pinga
Es grande plenty
You don't go around
Shouting, "You're well-hung"
But when you do it
In another tongue
It's just fine
When the hour's late,
And I don't have a date
And I feel that I can't go on
I lift up my head,
And I stick out my chin
And I talk like
Montalban!
Còmo te gusta mi pinga
It sounds so neato
Like a warm quesadilla
Or a pork burrito
It's the same old cheese
and the same old meat
But when it has a Latin beat
It's okay
Còmo te gusta mi pinga
Olé!