HP Ships

[tarotgal]

Saw this on another journal's flist and thought it looked fun:

"One True Pairing" ship: Remus/Sirius

"One True Threesome" ship: Harry/Ron/Hermione (preferably in that order, and pretty much only with TONS of h/c)

"Canon" ship: Remus/Sirius, Minnie/Albus, James/Lily

"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Fred/George, Lucius/Severus

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" ship: maybe Remus/Lily or Harry/Draco (I'd say Remus/Tonks but then I might have to go buy a spork)

"You are one sick bastard" ship: Slughorn/any student (though I freaking love it!)

"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Snape/Filch

"I dabble a little" ship: Remus/Bill, Harry/Neville, Percy/Oliver (a little more than dabble and closer to OTP), Lucius/Severus, Fred/George

"It's like a car crash" ship: Snape/Peter, Lucius/Draco, Weasley-sibbling-cest

"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" ship: Remus/Severus

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" ship: Harry/Snape, Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Snape

"When all is said and done" ship: Remus/Sirius

"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Remus/ANYONE (seriously, anyone: house elves, werewolves, squids, people from other fandoms altogether, etc.)

"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Anything with Slughorn or house elves... oh! And Snape/Harry's Broomstick, Hermione/Ginny

"Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Remus/Percy (as the lesser of all evils) or Snape/Draco

"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Remus/Sirius

Favorite Devotionship: Remus/Sirius

Favorite Pervyship: Marauder orgy (James/Sirius/Remus/Peter) or just James/Sirius or James/Sirius/Remus or James/Remus (one-way) or Peter/any Marauder (one-way) or even Remus/Peter (basically, pretty much any combo of Marauders!)


Let the flames begin?!