Super-sneezy Supernatural Meme Master List

[tarotgal]

I completely underestimated how many awesome responses there would be. So apparently this is necessary!



A baddie forces Sam and Dean to play Twister to the death. (Not to the actual death.) It's really difficult with all the sneezing sickie!Dean is doing.
Trickster Twister by ickydog2006

The boys are filthy after a hunt and they need to shower but there's no hot water. Sam's sick and there's definitely no way Dean's letting him take a freezing shower. SO what he does is wet some washcloths, warm them between his hands, and then give Sam a washcloth-sponge bath to get him clean, lol.
Swampthing Part 1 & Part 2 by ickydog2006

The boys are hiking up a steep mountain and Dean's sneezing all over the place and kinda dizzy. When the path gets particularly treacherous, Sam makes Dean hold his hand.
Treachery by mad_server
A walk to remember part 1, part 2, part 3 by etoile_etiolee

Deaf Sam watching Dean sneeze. This can be gen, slash, whatever. He can have a sneezekink or not. I'm just interested to see what it's like from the point of view of a person who can't actually hear a sneeze. Engage your other senses, writerly folks! Go! :D
Silence Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 by tarotgal

Dean gets hurt really badly on a hunt, and feverish!sick!sneezy!Sam is having a hard time getting him back to the motel, but he's determined.
After the Fight by tarotgal

Dean has a cold and Sam kisses his forehead.
Untitled by biketest

Dean has a cold and Sam puts his feet in a basin of warm water.
Alterdative Bethods Part 1, Part 2 by tarotgal

Dean has a cold and Sam reads to him.
Sam reads to Dean by etoile_etiolee
Surprise Ending Part 1 & Part 2 by tarotgal

Dean is allergic to cherry blossoms. Sam finds a job in Washington, D.C., and doesn't want to tell him at first. But it's either bored!Dean or sneezy!Dean and Sam decides the latter will be easier to deal with. So the boys roll into town in the spring when all the trees are in full bloom.
Stupid Pink Flowers of Death (sneezy!Sam instead of Dean) Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 by cowboyguy

Dean is really really sick at the Roadhouse and Ellen makes him soup. Tomato rice soup because it's all she's got lying around. And Dean...he maybe...cries. A little. :)
Fairies are Worse than Witches by tarotgal

Dean is suuuuper kitteny weak from some kind of scary surgery he's had recently, and very soon after Sam brings him home he catches a cold and every time he sneezes it nearly knocks him over completely (oh, yeah, he also refuses to stay in bed). Of course, Sam is a crazy hovering grabby-handed fool. But Dean loves him anyways.
Sam/Dean Part 1, Part 2 by mad_server

Dean pretends he's pretending to have a cold, and Sam pretends he's pretending to worry. IDEK.
The System by mad_server

Dean's got a cold. AND a broken leg. He can't manage to cover his nose all the time because, hello, crutches. And he is so not great at getting up to get a box of Kleenex or a bottle of medicine because his balance is off. Best just to stay put and hope eventually someone notices how pathetic he looks and gets him what he needs. Whatever that might be...
Off Balance Part 1 & Off Balance Part 2 by dark_shadow85

Dean ties Sam to the bed. Sam has to sneeze. Dean, you kinky bastard.
Not Tonight by ickydog2006

Domestic!fic. Sam is pretty sick and feverish but he decides now might be a good time to do the dishes and maybe put in a load of laundry and possibly dust the bookshelves (he’s probably super allergic to dust btw). Dean doesn’t think it’s such a great idea. Oh, and did Dean mention it’s midnight?
A Sammy's Work Part 1, Part 2 by greeneyes_fan

I mean, I really like it when Cas doesn't understand things. So suppose Sam's sick and Cas doesn't understand how that works. Don't worry, Dean will show you.
Explaining Germs to Kids (or socially awkward Angels) Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 by winchesterhaunt

I would like any fic, whatsoever, exploring the sharing of a cold between the two brothers. It can be gen, slash, sexy kinktimes, or not.
Of Crushed Tissue Boxes and Bad Codes Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 by tarotgal

If Dean sneezes, this whole thing's gonna blow.
Of the importance of a good hug during a hunt by etoile_etiolee

In an attempt to keep police off their trail they decide to burn Dean's fingerprints off. Of course he happens to come down with a sneezy messy cold and needs Sam to take care of him (since his fingers are all sore and bandaged and unusable). I love slash or gen.
On hand by mad_server

It's raining and Sam makes sickie-pie Dean wear a rain poncho and Dean is like "Noooooooooo I hate this," and then Sam is like "YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN IT" and Dean is like "Really? Tell me more about how I look so cute."
Bidiature Goads Part 1, Part 2 by i_speak_tongue

It's winter and Sam keeps getting really really really bad colds. Dean carries an endless supply of tissues in his pockets.
Heceta Head Lighthouse, and Other Hauntings by 27_jaredjensen

Jess knits Sam a scarf for Christmas. It makes him sneeze.
Angora by ickydog2006

No, Sam, smelling that thing you are extremely allergic to will NOT help clear the congestion from your cold.
In which Dean is (not) a tissue by darklemur352

One of the boys is coming down with a cold. The other has a serious sneezekink and it absolutely cannot wait until they find a motel for the night it's got to be right there, in the Impala, before they drive even another mile.
Such a Perfect Day Part 1, Part 2 by etoile_etiolee

The one where Dean goes to interview a victim, and Sam has to come pick him up because he's a sicky, feverish, sneezy, fainting mess.
Evasive Maneuvers by mad_server

Post 7.17, Dean starts sneezing, is clearly coming down with something. When they stop at a motel for the night, he books them two separate rooms because he's still worried about Sam and doesn't want him getting sick and wants him to get a good night's sleep, and not be kept awake by all his sicky sneezing. Sam goes along with it at first, but in the middle of the night he brakes into Dean's motel room to take care of him.
coda Part 1, Part 2, & Part 3 by etoile_etiolee

S7-bandaged-left-hand-Sam has a cold and broken finger(s) on his right hand. Handling tissues is more difficult. Dean is helpful.
let me help you by 27_jaredjensen

Sam + straitjacket + a really bad cold. OH NOES
Fine by shangrilada

Sam bad-asses his way through a hunt. Like, he's totally on his game, saving the day, etc. Soon as the monster is killed, though, he just lets himself be sick/allergic and maybe Dean has to help him back to the Impala.
Salvation... um... remastered? Part 1, Part 2 by sexualoddity

Sam counts sneezes when he's sick. It soothes him. He has a fever and keeps forgetting what number he's on. Dean helps him keep track.
Twenty-Seven by 27_jaredjensen

Sam and Dean have a fight. They split up. One of them comes down sick with one of those annoying colds where it's miserable but not miserable enough to keep him from that obviously ghost-ridden house that just made the news one state over. Coincidentally, both boys end up on the scene. And though they're still pissed at each other, one has a cold and it's one of those annoyingly pathetic ones that makes for all sorts of sympathy and reluctant caring that turns into genuine caring and a proper back together moment. Everybody now: awwwwwww.
Getting Back to You Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 by etoile_etiolee

Sam has a bad cold and his nose is sooo chapped and sore from all the tissues. Dean rubs moisturiser on it for him.
You'll Thank Me by tarotgal

Sam has a cold and they're in a motel with no heating and shitty blankets. Dean cuddles him to keep him warm.
Warmth of a Brother by cherry916
Damn Those Weather Forecasters Part 1 & Part 2 by tarotgal

Sam has a cold (or whatever) and crawls into Dean's bed in the middle of the night.
Dean wakes up in the morning and is just like AWWWW and cuddles the shit out of Sam all day, ofc.
Unanswered Questions by tarotgal

Sam has a cold and is homesick while at Stanford.
Homesick by saltfuture

Sam has a really bad hayfever and is in a really good mood and he and Dean have a nice day despite lots and lots of sneezing, obviously.
the sky falls and you feel like it's a beautiful day (the Sam/Dean version) by 27_jaredjensen
don't let it get away (the gen version) by 27_jaredjensen

Sam has this really really miserably sneezy cold and he's shivery and feverish and can't get to sleep. Meanwhile Dean's under some kind of sleeping curse and has to DRAG himself awake when he even can. They both would really just like if Dean could take care of his Sammy, thanks.
Sleep by saltfuture

Sam is insanely ridiculously incredibly allergic to feathers. He has his own pillow that comes with them everywhere, OBVIOUSLY, but of COURSE he left it in the last motel. And of COURSE he's hurt his back or his neck or his knee or something and HAS to use a pillow to prop himself up. Of COURSE there is agony.
Brace yourself by ickydog2006

Sam is REALLY SUPER SNEEZY and anything touching his nose is making him sneeze more.
Untitled by saltfuture

Sam/Jess. They agree to do some puppy sitting for another friend. Sam’s allergic to dogs. But PUPPIES, THEY’RE SO ADORABLE.
Dogsitting by shangrilada

Sam tries to convince Dean to try a neti pot in order to clean out his sinuses. Bonus points if Dean actually uses it.
(more than) desperate measures Part 1, Part 2 by etoile_etiolee

Season 1. Sam is so very allergic to dust. SO VERY. John was a hardass and would make him keep his shit together, obviously. Now Dean and Sam are hunting alone and, uh, dude? You know it's okay if you're a sneezy mess after a hunt, right? You don't have to be all nervous about it.
Atta boy Part 1, Part 2 by sexualoddity

Season 3 Sam is really really stressed about Dean's deal, okay? So yeah, he cries some. And crying makes his nose run. And his nose running makes him sneeze. A lot. So pitiful.
Cry by 27_jaredjensen

Slash. One of the lads has a sneezekink, the other has a cold. Party time? Not quite. The sick one CLEARLY isn't feeling well enough to engage in any play, but he knows how much his brother likes sneezing and tries to keep proposing sex. But all sneezekink!brother wants to do is do some caregiving cause his brother is so totally sick and miserable, so he keeps finding ways to change the subject despite being visibly turned on the whole time.

What you (won't) do to me: the Sam version Part 1, Part 2 by etoile_etiolee
What you (won't) do to me: the Dean version Part 1, Part 2 by etoile_etiolee

Slash. There's this AWESOME RIDICULOUS CURSE which is kind of like strip poker, where every time Dean sneezes, an item of clothing disappears off of Sam.
Untitled by spitsparks

Spoilers for 7.18. Dean is down-playing a really bad cold. He puts on a pretty good act of being okay when Sam's watching, but when he's alone he's a mess. Ghost!Bobby sees this of course, and tries to clue Sam in somehow.
Invisible Strings Part 1, Part 2 by tarotgal

They're both sick as dogs, but the cops/demons/whoeverthehell are on their tail and they have to get out of town NOW. Cue figuring out who's feeling well enough to drive, trying to keep down food so that they have the energy to keep going, and alternating between being concerned and sweet to each other and just too damn tired to be nice. Probably Dean's crazy sneezy and cranky and Sam's really feverish and out of it. Probably it turns out Sam's a lot sicker than either of them realized.
Time to Hit the Highway Part 1, Part 2 by greeneyes_fan

Why don't the boys ever take cases in Canada? Well, Dean is allergic to it. Insanely, inexplicably allergic.
Fucking Canada by mad_server

Prompts: http://tarotgal.livejournal.com/811308.html



Thank you all for such wonderful pieces!

PS- If anyone wants to volunteer to send me a list of these every day/week, let me know. I'll be out of the country in a few weeks and don't want any awesome fills to go missing.

Comments

[smokeycat-430.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for making this list! I always get so lost when there are so many comments and I have to go searching through them to find responses. Now to get to reading...

[tarotgal]

You're most welcome! I hope I didn't miss any. It's pretty easy to get lost (and side-tracked) in that post at the moment.